Beer quotes
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’”
- Jack Handy
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer! - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Welhelm
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
- Bruce Carlton
It was as natural as eating and, to me, as necessary. I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
- Ernest Hemingway
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. - Ed O’Neill
He was a great man who invented beer - Plato