People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. (Leo J. Burke)

You gotta love livin’, baby, ’cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass. ( Frank Sinatra)

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. (Mark Twain)

Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born. Every Morn and every Night Some are born to Sweet Delight, Some are born to Endless Night. (William Blake)

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. (Winston Churchill)

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. (Bill Cosby)

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle. (Vincent van Gogh)

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. (Mark Twain)

The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I’d be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby. (Vin Diesel)

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete’s baby. I just think genetics are in my favour. (Andre Agassi)