Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. – Woody Allen

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. – Author Unknown
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – WoodyAllen

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. – Billy Crystal

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. – Author Unknown

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy – Steve Martin

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
Elton John.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing. – Phyllis Diller

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. – Woody Allen

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic. – Woody Allen

I know nothing about sex because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. – Ian Fleming