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50 funny quotes
1. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back . 2. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. 3.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only ...
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Funny Steve Martin Quotes
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. ( Steve Martin) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ( Steve Martin) I believe you should place a woman on ...
