Of all religions the Christian is without doubt the one which should inspire tolerance most, although up to now the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men. (Voltaire)

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. (Mark Twain)

It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. ( Mark Twain )

Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. (Woody Allen)

Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men.
(Francis Bacon)

In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ( Mark Twain )


Atheism is a non-prophet organization. ( George Carlin )

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself. ( Alexandre Dumas )

I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God. So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake… Religion is all bunk. (Thomas Edison)