Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need. ( Will Rogers)

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. (Steuart Henderson Britt)

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes. ( Philip Dusenberry)

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. ( Mark Twain)

If advertising had a little more respect for the public, the public would have a lot more respect for advertising. ( James Randolph Adams )

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them. ( Will Rogers)

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (Joseph E. Levine)

Advertising is legalized lying. (H. G. Wells)

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. (Erma Bombeck)

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. (Stephen Leacock)

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and belief. (Leo Burnett)

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ( Herman Melville)

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason. (Latin Proverb)

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live. (Socrates)

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson )

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. (Voltaire)

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.(Thomas Edison)

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty; then he’s a damn fool if he doesn’t. (William Faulkner)

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. (Richard Burton)

Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose. (Steve Gilliard)

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. (Frank Sinatra)

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question (Henry Mon)

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! ( Gerard Way)

Drinking is a way of ending the day. ( Ernest Hemingway)

Water is the only drink for a wise man. (Henry David Thoreau)

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